Random utterances from a party last night:
- That was horrible. A mime could have told that joke better.
- (Regarding M being ensconced in couch pillows) The invading teddy bear army won’t stand a chance!
- Did you see that? I just turned really sexy. You could light a cigarette on me!
- My last roommate was a total Hufflepuff. But the one before that was a Ravenclaw.
- Oh my god, the dog farted.
- And what does the couch think of this?
- (One guy to another). Dude, this feels like high school. Except there are girls here.
- Hey!! I’m so freakin’ entertaining!
- Balloon. Balloooooooooon, balloon. You’re a balloon. Baaa–lll–ooooo–nnnnn.
- Is this the judgment corner?
- Is that the order of stuff for tequila shots? No wonder, man. I’ve been doing it all wrong.
- Do you feel naked when you’re taking a shower? I mean, not naked . . . embarassed?
- What up, Voldemort?