Are we all familiar with the term cougar? Yes? Hot older woman who consistently dates younger men?
I have a friend, R, who consistently dates older women. A few months ago I was talking to him and I’m like “She’s 38? And you’re, what, 23 now? What’s the opposite of a cougar? Dude, you’re like a gazelle with a limp.”
And that is the story of why I refer to R as “Gimpy Gazelle.”