A couple weeks ago, I was getting ready to leave for class. This involved a mad scramble for anything and everything I would need. I was talking to C on the phone and suddenly . . .
Me: Dammit! I can’t find my phone! Have you seen it?
C: Yeah, it’s on your head.
Me: Oh, real helpful smartass. Seriously, have you seen it?
C: . . .
Me: Oh! I’m talking on it, aren’t I? Sorry I called you a smartass, then. Gotta go, love you!!