I’ve been wanting to see this movie for a while, and it popped up on my Instant Netflix today! And I was so recently charmed by another real-time review of Lost Boys, that I figured I would do one for this movie. It has such a brilliant, cheeztastic premise; how could I resist?
We begin with an aerial shot over some snow-topped mountains. This is how you know you’ll be watching a movie about nature. The music is creepy, and kind of sounds like something from a Harry Potter intro or a Tim Burton movie. I’m not really understanding that choice, but okay.
00:32 Electric Youth is in the house! I refuse to refer to Ms. Gibson as “Deborah.” I don’t care how much she whines, I ain’t doing it.
01:10 The view keeps switching between deep ocean and mountain scenes. All of nature will be addressed here. I’m just waiting for a shot of a lion on the veldt and narration by Sigourney Weaver now.
01:21 Nothing has even happened yet, and I’m already cracking up because the visual effects are by Tiny Juggernaut.
02:18 A helicopter and a caption that says something about sonar testing. I’m pretty sure the pilot is wearing pink lipgloss. It’s pretty shiny and very fetching for a man in a helmet. Read the rest of this entry »